Laughing is my favorite.

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wakeupthesleeprs:

silly-nanners:

in the catholic ghetto, born and raised

at the playground is where I bullied most of the gays

relaxin chillaxin communion all cool

oppressing some minorities outside the school

when a couple of gays who were up to no good started making out in my friendly white neighborhood

I burned one little cross and the blacks got scared

And said “You’ll never be in the White House as long as we breathe air”

so perfect. SO PERFECT.

*collapse*

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fakemustache:

andyandhismom | andrewsgayboner4jessescurlyhair:

congrats to zach braff and donald faison for having literally the perfect friendship 

Perfect

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playparky:

watcha gonna do with all that junk

all that junk inside that trunk

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brillanilla:

i hate going to school because i always see people from school there

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SUCK IT TREBEK

albertationn:

(via -hewastheirfriend)

jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

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taylormomsenseyeliner:chickenfajita:

Die In Your Arms - Justin Bieber

i already love it i havent even gotten to the chorus yet

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